m00nlady:

I’d like a mix CD of whatever the fuck it is James Deen whispers in girls’ ears.

Girls bein nice to other girls! Hell yeah

thesufferereatsass:

thisnoiseandconfusion:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist


well, satan will only go inside you if you say yes

HOLY SHIT

thesufferereatsass:

thisnoiseandconfusion:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

well, satan will only go inside you if you say yes

HOLY SHIT

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

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