beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

life is like a box of chocolates

in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you


I don’t know, I’m literally the most awkward, socially strange person.

I don’t know, I’m literally the most awkward, socially strange person.

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

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